Cow Jokes

From Corbin, age 10, Shrewsbury, PA

What famous beach do cows go to for the holidays?

Moooami Beach!

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From Femaye, age 11, Baguio City, Philippines

What do cows listen to?

MOOsic!!!

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From Jacob, age 8, Canada

What kind of seafood do cows like?

Moooossels! (mussels)

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From Lalwen the Jester, 3 years old, Brighton, England

Why did the cows run away?

Because they were COWARDS!

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From Sarah, 17 years old, U.S.A

What do you get if you cross a cow and a camel?

A lumpy milkshake.

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From Tyler, age 10, USA Iowa

What is another name for a cow?

A lawn moo-er!

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