Cow Jokes

From Harpgirl1, 9 years old, New york

Why did the cow go to Hollywood ?

To be a moovie star!

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From Monique, a reader, Florida

What does a cow say when a person is in front of her at the movies?

Mooooooooooooooooooove!

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From Dan Tdm, 9 years old, North America

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

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From Emmeline, 3 years old

What did the cow call the moon?

The moooon!

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From T, 3 years old

What do you call a mean cow?

Mooooody!

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From Raina, age 10, india

What city do cows love the most?

Moo york!

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