Computer Jokes

From Cheyenne, 12 years old, Oklahoma

What does a laptop call his dad?

Data 🙂

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From grant , age 10

Why did the computer sneeze?

Because it caught a virus!!

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From Myles Waite, 10 years old, California

What type of computer sings?

A Dell!

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From Abby Macky, 9 years old, blackduck M.N

Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to the other website!

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From Ulysses, 10 years old, Ireland

Guy 1: I posted ten puns on the internet hoping they would go viral.

Guy 2: Did any?

Guy 1: No pun in ten did!

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From Huzaifa Kagalwala, age 13, India

What did the operator ask the computer to do in his absence?

MONITOR other people!

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