Computer Jokes

From Brooke, age 10, Minnesota

Why did the computer sneeze?

Because it had a virus!

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From Abby, age 9, Landover Hills,Maryland

What did one keyboard say to the other?

“You’re not my type!”

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From Kate, age 9, Pakistan, Islamabad

Why did the computer wear glasses?

Because it had to improve it’s web sight!

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From Computer geek, age 10, Mall

Why was the food afraid of the computer?

Because it might take a byte!

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From Felicity, 9 years old, Ballarat

What do you get when you put YouTube, Twitter and Facebook together?

You Twit Face!

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From Sergio, age 13, Spain

Why did Bob eat his computer?

Because it was an Apple computer!

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