Computer Jokes

From Nicholas, 8 years old, South Carolina USA

What is a pickle’s favorite computer?

Dill!

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From Prawn Crackers, age 12, Australia

Why was the computer so thin ?

Because it hadn’t had many bytes !

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From Mikaela, age 10, You Know Where

What did the alien say to the author?

Take me to your readers!

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From ISAAC, 8 years old, Henderson,NV

What do you get when you cross a computer and a lifeguard?

A screensaver!

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From Joseph, age 10, Singapore

How did the computer criminal get out of jail?

He pressed the escape key!!!

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From Leena Cha-Cha Chang, 12 years old, Kenmore, WA

What should you do when someone sends useless emails about canned meat?

Spam them back!

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