Computer Jokes

From Jennifer, age 10, North Carolina

Why did the computer need glasses?

To improve his web sight!

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From Blake L., age 9, Victoria, Australia

Why did the computer cross the road?

Because the chicken programmed it to.

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From Courtney, age 12, U.S.A.

What do you call an elephant that takes a bite out of the computer?

A mega-byte!

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From, Barbara, a parent, San Diego, California

Why did the spider cross the information super highway?

To get to her website.

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From J., age 12, St. Louis, Missouri

What do you call it when you’ve been bitten by a big computer?

A Megabyte!

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