A kid went on Cats.com. What happened to the computer mouse?
The homepage ate it!
Computer Jokes
Why did the computer geek get rid of his cat?
He thought it would eat his mouse!
What is the computer’s favorite dance?
Disk-o!
Why did the spider cross the keyboard?
Because it needed to get to the web site!
There is a guy smelling his computer. His mom walks by, and she asks him what he is doing.
He told her he was sniffing the Internet!
Why are penguins so popular on the Internet?
Because they have Web feet! (webbed)
