Can a shoe box?
No, but a tin can!
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Because he might get a hole in one!
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Thunder wear!
Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
Why did the belt go to jail?
Because he held up a pair of pants!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there ?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wouldn’t you like to know!!!
