What kind of shoes do spies wear?
Sneakers.
What do you get when you take a horse to a shoe store?
Horseshoe
When does a computer need shoes?
When it’s reBooting!
What do you get if you cross a couple of bananas!
with a pair of shoes?
Slippers!
What kind of shoes do mice wear?
Squeakers!
Why couldn’t Eric untie his shoes?
Because they were knotty (naughty)!