So, the other day I went to the store to buy some camouflage pants …
But I couldn’t seem to find any!
What happens when you eat yeast and shoe polish?
You rise and shine!
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Because he had a hole in one!
Why does a fireman wear red suspenders?
To hold up his pants.
What do you call a shoe sailing through the air?
A Shoefly!
Why did the belt go to jail?
Because he held up a pair of pants!
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