Why did the elephant have three white shoes and one yellow?
‘Cause he forgot to lift his leg!
Why did the boy give his house a pair of shoes?
He wanted to see a home run!
What type of shoes do lazy people wear?
Loafers because they always loaf around!
What did the boy say when he found a new pair of shoes he liked?
I found my sole mate!
What does lightning wear under it’s pants ?
Thunderwear!
What does a belt do under pressure?
It buckles!
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