Christmas Jokes

From Kiarra, age 11, Philippines

Knock, knock
Who’s there…
Honda…
Honda who?

Honda first day of Christmas my true love sent to me, a partridge in a pear tree!

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From C.J, age 12, G.A America

What does Santa say when he hoes his garden?

Ho, Ho, Ho!!!

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From Saffy, age 12, Belfast

What does Santa eat and drink?

Ho ho ho hot milk and co co cookies!

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From Adam, age 14, Minnesota, USA

How do you make a snowman a blonde?

You hollow out the head!

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From Talana, age 10, Hillsboro, TX

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite!

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From Nathan, age 10, Lansing, Michigan

Where does Santa Claus stay while on vacation?

In a ho-ho-ho-tel!

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