Christmas Jokes

From Pieta, 8 years old, WA

What’s the only rude thing at Christmas?

Rudolph

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From Dianetzy, 11 years old, Connecticut

Why does Santa have a garden?

So he can hoe hoe hoe!

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From Me, 11 years old, Canada

What’s white and goes up?

A confused snowflake.

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From Logan Kohut, 3 years old, United States

What is the best Christmas present in the world?

A broken drum….. u can’t beat it!

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From Tiffany Flores, age 13, Las Vegas, NV

What do Santa’s Elves use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars!

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From Green Dancin Queen, age 10, Williamsburg Virginia

What is Sylvester the Cat’s favorite Christmas song?

Oh, Christmas Tweet!

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