Christmas Jokes

From Barrett W., 10 years old, Iowa

When Santa leaves the L out of the alphabet, what does the teacher say???

“Noel, Noel, Noel!”

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From Nikki, 12 years old, CT

What’s big, fat, and howls that it CAN’T fly??

Santa PAWS!!! 😀

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From Jerryroreo, 3 years old, Saugus, MA

What do you get when a cat walks on the beach?

You get Sandy Paws.

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From Jerryroreo, a grownup, Saugus, MA

What happens, when you drop a hand grenade down a well?

Noel, Noel, Noel!

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From Kelly, 11 years old, Connecticut

What`s Santa`s favorite sandwich?

Peanut Butter and JOLLY!

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From isabella, 3 years old,

How does the gingerbread man make his bed?

With cookie sheets!

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