Christmas Jokes

From Ra Ra, age 13

What do Santa’s helpers learn at school in the North Pole?

The Elfabet!

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From a reader, Virginia.

What did Santa say to Rudolph when he saw his report card?

Rudolph, you have gone down in history!! (grades:A-A-A-A-A-D)

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From Cybergirl, age 12, North Carolina, USA

What did Rudolph get Santa for Christmas?

Some Ho Ho’s!!

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From Sara, age 8, Los Angeles, California

What does Santa say to his elves in the garden?

Ho! Ho! Ho! (Hoe!)

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