What do elves use to make a sandwich?
Short bread!
Christmas Jokes
What did the Christmas tree say to the light bulb when it was sad?
Lighten up!
Where does Santa sleep when he’s far away from home?
In a Ho-Ho-Hotel !!!
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a duck?
A Christmas quacker!
What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve!
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Beause he was tied to a chicken!
