Christmas Jokes

From Nicolas, age 6, Canada

Why is it so cold at Christmas?

Because it’s Decembrrr!

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From Stary, a reader, Tallahassee, Florida

How did Santa cross the road?

With his candy Cane!

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From Christina, age 8, Minnesota, USA

Why did Santa Claus need new underwear?

Because his had Ho-Ho-Holes!

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From Elijah, age 10, Hollister, CA

What did Santa’s mom pack in his school lunch?

Ho ho homemade cookies!

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From Laryn, age 11, Lenexa, Kansas

What did Mrs.Clause get for Christmas?

Panty Ho-ho-hose!

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From Jessica, age 15, Sarasota, Florida

If Frosty the Snowman married a vampire what would they name their child?

Frostbite!

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