Christmas Jokes

From Chelly, age 12, Thatcham England

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple!

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From Alexis, age 8, Springboro, Ohio

What’s Santa’s favorite drink?

Coca ho-ho-hola!

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From Reagen Neal, age 9, New Castle Ky

What do you call a cat on the beach?

Sandy Claws

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From Joshua, age 10, Michigan

What did the snow man say to the other snow man?

I smell carrots.

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From Alixzandiera, age 14, Franklin,OH

What did Dancer say to Vixen on a rainy Christmas?

“Now I know why they call us RAINdeer.”

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From Emma, age 11, London, England

What does Santa do in his garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!

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