Christmas Jokes

From Sissy, age 9, Kentucky

What goes Oh! Oh! oh!?

Santa walking backwards!

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From Bethany, age 6, apple Valley, Minnesota

What do you call a cat in the north pole?

Santa Claws

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From Jessica, age 11, New Zealand

What is Santa Claus’ wife’s name?

Mary Christmas!

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From Sarah, age 11, Wells, Maine

If some one asked for a 8 tiny reindear for Christmas, Santa would say…

HO HO NO!

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From Teal, age 9, Washington

Why did Santa cross the road?

To eat his HO-HO-HOs!

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From Kira, age 8, England

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yule.
Yule who?

Yule never know if you don’t answer the door!

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