Christmas Jokes

From Conner, age 7, Fulton, MS

What do you call Santa when he is trying to scratch something?

Santa “Claws”!

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From LEXI, age 7, INDIANA

What does a snowman eat for breakfast?

Frosted flakes!

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From Eliza, age 7, Indiana

What’s white and flies up?

A confused snowflake!

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From Nay, age 11, Malta

What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It’s Christmas, Eve!

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From Nay, age 11, Malta

What do you get if a vampire crosses the street with a snowman and bites his shoulder?

Frostbite!

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From Harris, age 10, New York, United States

What do you a call a bear with Christmas cheer?

Santa CLAWS!

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