Why didn’t Santa have to pay for his sleigh?
It was on the house!
Christmas Jokes
Joe: Hey! Why don’t we ever hear of the 10th reindeer, Olive?
Bob: Olive?
Joe: Yeah! You know, OLIVE, the other reindeer that used to laugh and call Rudolph names!
Why did Christmas tree go to the barber?
It heard it was time to trim the tree!
What kind of motorcycle does Santa drive?
A Holly Davidson!
What do you call a bankrupt Santa?
Saint Nickel-less!
What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus when it was raining?
It can rain cats & dogs, but it can’t reindeer!
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