Christmas Jokes

From Kira, age 7, Utah

Why did Santa only have seven reindeer on Christmas Eve?

Because Comet was home cleaning the sink!

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From Sarah, age 12, United States

What is Santa Claus’ favorite snack?

Ho hos!

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From Ms. Schmidt's Kindergarten class, Northbrook, IL

What does Santa use before eating his cookies?

Hand Santatizer!

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From Glo, age 9, Sacramento, California

Who says oh oh oh?

Santa Claus walking backward!

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From Darius, age 8, Sarnia, Ontario, Canada

What is the army’s favourite plant?

Missile-toe!

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From Bekah, age 11, Portland, Oregon

Knock,Knock
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snow one’s gonna get the door!

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