Christmas Jokes

From Aeja, age 8, Florida

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Santa.
Santa who?

Santa body on the roof yet? It`s Christmas Eve!

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From Jan, a reader, BRISBANE, AUSTRALIA

What did the butcher say to Santa when he introduced his wife?

Meet Patty!

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From Brooke

What do you when you have an icicle and a girl about to be eaten by a snowman?

I scream!

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From Jovanna, age 12, Greenfield, Massachusetts

KNOCK, KNOCK.
Who’s there?
Santa.

WHY ARE YOU AT THE DOOR?

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From Alliya, age 10, Brunswick, Ohio

Why can’t Santa fit into small places?

Because he’s CLAUS-trophobic!!

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From Muddy, age 8, California .U.S.A

When does Santa Claus travel with reindeer?

When it’s RAINing!

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