Christmas Jokes

From Maggie, age 7, Minneapolis, Minnesota

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

You’re cool!

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From Melaney, age 10, Minneapolis, Minnesota

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

Do I smell carrot?

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From Emmy, age 10, North Carolina

What goes ho-ho whoosh,ho-ho whoosh?

Santa Claus caught in a revolving door!

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From KADIE, age 9, UNITED STATES

WHAT DID SANTA SAY TO THE GREEDY ELVES?

QUIT BEING ELFISH!

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From Kallie, age 10, united states

What do you call Santa with a red tummy?

Jelly roll!

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From Carol, age 17, USA

How do you know Santa has to be a man?

No woman is going to wear the same outfit year after year.

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