Christmas Jokes

From Maddy, age 11, Baltimore, Maryland

What do elves learn in school?

The ELF-abet

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From Jenny, age 9, Suffolk, England

What happens to Father Christmas if he gets stuck up the chimney?

He gets Santa Claustrophobia!

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From Lily'o, age 7, US

What goes “oh oh oh”?

Santa walking backwards!

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From Boobear, age 15, Hot Springs, Arkansas

Why does Santa’s belly shake when he laughs?

Because he is well rounded!

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From Lilyen, age 6, Dallas

What is a girl snowman called?

A snow-ma’am!

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From Megan, age 9, Milton Keynes, England

Where does Father Christmas go for his monthly disco?

A snowball!

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