Christmas Jokes

From Lolo, age 9, U.S.A

Ask your dog where Santa comes from when he’s in your house.

They’ll say roof, roof!

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From Emily, age 10, New York

If Frosty the Snowman married a vampire, what would they name their child?

Frost Bite!

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From Gabby, age 9, Wisconsin

Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can Hoe!, Hoe!, Hoe!

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From Derick, age 10, New york city

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?

Mary Christmas!

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From Riley S., age 10, Texas

How is a cat at a beach the same as Christmas?

Sandy claws!

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From Kay, age 11, Arkansas

Friend One: Listen to this ringtone, it’s cool.
Friend Two: I don’t hear anything.

Friend One: It’s Silent Night!

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