Christmas Jokes

From Lulu, age 9, Georgia

Sarah:Deck the halls with bowls of jelly!
Emma: What?
Emma: That’s not right!

Sarah: That is why I didn’t get picked for chores!

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From Adi, age 8, USA

Why did the chicken deliver the present?

Santa was at the spa!

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From Amy-leigh, age 15, Coventry, England

What does a cat on the beach have to do with Christmas?

Sandy-claws!

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From Marissa , age 6, USA - Kentucky

What did the Christmas tree say to the lights?

You burn me up!

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From Kiera, age 9, Wichita,ks

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

Because he likes to hoe,hoe,hoe!

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From Sasha, age 11, Florida

Why was the boy covered in gift wrap?

Because his mama told him to “live in the present”!

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