Christmas Jokes

From Kaydeezy5, 10 years old, San Angelo, TX

Does Santa Claus like garden work?

Yes, he always says, “Hoe, hoe, hoe!”

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From Chloe, 9 years old, USA

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Snowman.
Snowman, who?

There’s snow many reasons why I like you! (There’s so many reasons why I like you!)

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From Evelyn, 8 years old, Colorado Springs, CO

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary, who?

Merry Christmas!

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From Camryn, 10 years old, Illinois, USA

What is the difference between Christmas and a cat in a desert?

One has Santa Claus and one has sandy paws!

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From Adrielle, 9 years old, AZ

why is Santa good at karate?

Because he has a back belt

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From Kara, 9 years old, England

What do get if you eat Christmas decorations?

Tinsel-itis!

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