Chicken Jokes

From Lawrence, 11 years old, California

Why did the turkey cross the road?

To prove he wasn’t chicken!

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From Marie Truax, 8 years old, Louisiana

What do call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the dirt, then crosses back?

A dirty double crosser!

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From Duvernot Exantus, 11 years old, Miami

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of the barn?

An eggroll!

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From Mandi, age 11, Virginia

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens weren’t discovered yet.

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From Mayank, 11 years old, Nepal

On which side do chickens have the most feathers?

The outside!

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From Gracie W., 10 years old, Virginia

Why didn’t the chicken go on the roller coaster?

Because it was chicken!

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