Why did the chickens sit on their eggs?
Because they didn’t have any chairs!
Chicken Jokes
Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken and an encyclopedia?
A: A hencyclopedia!
Why didn’t the turkey cross the road?
Because it was a chicken!
What did the chicken say when her egg hatched?
That’s eggcellent!
Why does a chicken lay eggs?
Because if she dropped them, they’d break.
Why couldn’t the chicken play baseball?
Because she kept hitting fowl balls!
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