Chicken Jokes

From Michael, age 13, Charlotte, NorthCarolina

Why did the chicken skip school?

So he could hang with his peeps.

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From Vincent, age 7, U.S.

What did the chicken do when it was time for dinner?

It got to the table so we wouldn’t starve.

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From Randy, age 15, Trinidad

Why did the chicken cross the football field?

Because the referee yelled foul!

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From Robby Cihak, a parent, Michigan

I have a chicken-proof front yard.

It’s im-peck-able (impeccable)!

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From Harshu, age 8, India

We get chicken pox. What do chickens get?

People pox!

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From Adidas, 8 years old, Canada

Little Girl: Why does your son say chuck chuck chuck?
Mom: Because he thinks he is a chicken.
Little Girl: Then why don’t you tell him he’s not?

Mom: Because we need the eggs!

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