Chicken Jokes

From Kelly, age 13, Kersey, Pennsylvania

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was BACH, BACH, BACH!

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From Sydney, age 8, Hamilton, New Zealand

Why did the gum cross the road?

Because it was stuck to a chicken’s foot!

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From Julliet, 3 years old, USA

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get away from KFC!!!!

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From Rebecca, age 10, Clover, SC

Why did the chicken leave the coop?

To hang with his peeps!

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From Junk, 12 years old, USA

What do you call a cross between a rooster and a duck?

A bird who gets up at the quack of dawn!

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From Meah, age 11, America

Why did the chicken turn into chicken nuggets?

Because he said when he grew up,he wanted to be just like his father!

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