Why do chickens lay eggs?
Because if they drop them they will break!
Chicken Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Chicken Little!
What beverage do baby chicks like to drink?
Peep-si!
A baboon, a monkey, and a chicken were under an umbrella.
Which one got wet?
None of them, it wasn’t raining!!
How is a chicken like a grape?
They’re both purple, except the chicken.
Why did the chicken go to the bank?
It wanted to get some Buck, Buck Bucks!!!
