Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
To stretch its legs!
Chicken Jokes
How did the egg cross the road?
It was inside the chicken!
What did the chicken wing say to the other chicken wing?
Let’s FLY!
Which side of the chicken has more feathers?
The outside!
What did the chicken say to the human?
Don’t ruffle my feathers!
Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to the chicken’s foot!
