Chicken Jokes

From Daria, age 10, Massachusetts, U.S.

Why did the chicken go to KFC?

To try to find his wings!

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From Tyler, age 8, Columbus, Ohio

Why did the wolf want the chicken to join the band?

He wanted drumsticks!

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From Clarie, age 5, Brownsburg, IN

Where do chickens rent their movies from?

Buckbuster!

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From Abbye, age 11, USA

Why did the chicken go to the store??

To get his legs back!

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From Madye, age 10, London

Imagine there was a hen on a roof. The wind was going 90 miles West. It laid an egg; which way did it roll down?

Neither! You’re just imagining!

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From Scarlett, age 14, Barcelona, Spain

Why do hens lay eggs?

Because if they dropped them, they would break!

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