Why did the wolf want the chicken to join the band?
He wanted drumsticks!
Chicken Jokes
Where do chickens rent their movies from?
Buckbuster!
Why did the chicken go to the store??
To get his legs back!
Imagine there was a hen on a roof. The wind was going 90 miles West. It laid an egg; which way did it roll down?
Neither! You’re just imagining!
Why do hens lay eggs?
Because if they dropped them, they would break!
Why did the chicken cross the Earth?
TO SAVE THE PLANET!
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