Chicken Jokes

From Animal, age 14, U.S. TN

What’s so funny about the chicken egg?

I don’t know but it cracks everyone up!

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From Maddy, age 7, Castaic, California

A mother hen lays 10 eggs, and one day, every egg except two hatches. What does she say to those two eggs?

Wake Up and Start Crackin’!

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From Tamerick, age 9, Greensboro, North Carolina

Guess what?

Chicken butt.

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From Jazzlyn, 10 years old, America

Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?

Because he was too chicken!

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Submitted by a reader age 11

How are children like baby goats?

They’re all kids!

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From Kelly, age 13, Kersey, Pennsylvania

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was BACH, BACH, BACH!

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