Chicken Jokes

From Emma, age 12, Hamden, Connecticut

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

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From Lopkiu5, age 12, Salt Lake City, Utah

Why did the chicken cross the road?

It was stuck to the porcupine!

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From Natty Nat, age 9, Australia

Why did the emu cross the road?

To prove it wasn’t a chicken

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From Emma, age 12, OC, California

What kind of eggs did the bad chicken lay?

Deviled eggs!

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From Ethan, age 10, Davao,Philippines

What do you call a chicken that crossed the road, fell into a mud puddle, and crossed the road again?

A dirty double-crosser!

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From Daria, age 10, Massachusetts, U.S.

Why did the chicken go to KFC?

To try to find his wings!

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