Chicken Jokes

From Cole, age 8, USA

Why did the bird quit the football game?

Because it was chicken.

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From Cameron, age 11, Adelaide, Australia

Why did the crocodile cross the road?

It was following the chicken!

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From Nick, age 12, Ireland

Why did the gum cross the road?

Because it was stuck to the chicken’s leg!

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From JD, age 7, California

Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.

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From Madison, age 9, U.S.A

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side because he saw a cute CHICK on the other side!

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From Anna, age 8, Texes

Why did the chicken cross the kitchen?

Because he did not want to be cooked!

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