Chicken Jokes

From Kimberly, age 8, Australia

Why did the turkey cross the road?

It was the chicken’s day off.

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From Jaydenzel, age 10, Auckland,NewZealand

Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?

Because KFC was across the road!

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From Candy, age 7, United States

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To save the world!

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From Pops, age 8, New mexico

Why didn’t the skeleton ride the roller coaster

Because he didn’t’ have the guts

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From Sam, age 11, Somewhere!

Why did the baby chicken go to the dollar store?

To get somthig “cheep”!

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From Lily, age 10, Birmingham, England

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud then cross again?

Because she was a dirty double crosser!

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