Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
Chicken Jokes
Why did the gum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to the chickens foot! =D
What did the nanny goat say when it was left to babysit a daycare?
“You’ve got to be kidding me.”
If a rooster lays an egg on top of a triangular roof, with one angle going down at 43 degrees, and the other at 32 degrees, which way does it roll?
Nowhere, roosters don’t lay eggs! Hens do.
A man walked up to his friend and said “Guess what !” His friend said, “What ?” The man said……………
“Chicken but! That’s what!”
How many chickens does it take to serve ten people?
Chickens are not good at serving. Better get waiters and waitresses!
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