Chicken Jokes

From Jeremiah, age 10, USA NC

If a rooster lays an egg on the top of the roof, which way would the egg fall?

A rooster can not lay an egg!

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From Lina, age 10, Doha,Qatar

Why was the chicken afraid to cross the road?

Because there was a KFC on that side!

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From Megan C, age 9, England

How does the farmer count his cows?

A cowculatur!

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From Stinkerbug, age 11, Scott Depot, West Virginia

How does a chicken stay fit?

It does it’s eggcersises!

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From Abby, age 10, KY, US

Why did the taco cross the road?

Because it was taped to the chicken!

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From SAVANNAH, age 5, OHIO

WHERE ARE CHICKS BORN?

CHIC-A-GO

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