Chicken Jokes

From Kellen Savoy, 7 years old, Conroe,TX USA

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!

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From William, 11 years old, Tennesse

Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?

She was tired of all the chicken jokes.

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From Jim, age 6, Philippines

Is chicken soup good for your health?

Not if you are a chicken!

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From Jansen, age 11, Portsmouth, UK

What day of the week do chickens hate ?

FRY-DAY

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From Benjamin, age 6, Frederick, Maryland

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!

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From Jeremiah, age 10, USA NC

If a rooster lays an egg on the top of the roof, which way would the egg fall?

A rooster can not lay an egg!

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