Chicken Jokes

From Christina, 7 years old, Los Angeles, C.A

Why did the chicken play the lotto?

To win a million clucks!

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From Mazzi, 9 years old, Washington

Why did the cow cross the road?

‘Cause she was tied to the chicken!

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From Sydney Yan, 9 years old, USA

What do you call a chicken that knows kung fu?

Kung Pow Chicken

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From Izzy, 9 years old, Maine

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To show the armadillo it was possible!

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From Naymarie M, 12 years old, Connecticut

What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel with a poodle and a rooster?

A Cocker-poodle-doo!

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From Makarena L, 8 years old, New York

What does a nervous hen do?

Scrambles eggs!

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