If one side of a barn’s roof is red, and the other is blue, a rooster will come and lay an egg on the top. which side does the egg roll down?
Neither! Roosters don’t lay eggs!
Chicken Jokes
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
What did the wicked chicken lay?
Deviled eggs!
Why does a chicken coop have only two doors?
Because if it had four it would be a chicken sedan!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the street!
Why did the chicken cross the park?
To get to the other slide!
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