What did chicken say when he got in the doctor’s office?
Let’s check in chicken! (Check-in!)
Chicken Jokes
What do you call a chicken with no feet and no head?
Dinner.
On April Fool’s Day the farmer thought he would play a joke on the chickens. He put plastic eggs in there instead of real ones. A few minutes later the rooster came in and wasn’t happy.
He went and pecked all the tail feathers off the peacock!
What do you call a chicken at the North Pole?
Lost!
What do you get when you cross a centipede with a chicken?
Drumsticks for everyone!
If one side of a barn’s roof is red, and the other is blue, a rooster will come and lay an egg on the top. which side does the egg roll down?
Neither! Roosters don’t lay eggs!
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