Chicken Jokes

From Caity, age 10, Australia

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a choy?

Buck choy!

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From Audrey, 6 years old, Scottsdale, AZ

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!

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From Josh, age 10, Paris, France

Why does a chicken coop have two doors?

Because if it had four doors it would be called a chicken sedan!

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From Catie, age 7, California

Why did the chicken cross the road?

THE GAS WAS CHEAPER ON THE OTHER SIDE!

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From Tischa, age 8, Australia

Why did the chicken go to the construction site?

Because it wanted to see men lay bricks!

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From Robby Cihak, a grownup, Grand Rapids, MI

Which came first, chicken or egg?

Chicken. Check it out in the dictionary!

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