What did the cat say when he was hungry?
Feed meow! (Feed me now!)
Cat Jokes
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because a mouse was on the other side!
How do you know when it’s raining cats and dogs?
When you step in a poodle.
What is a cat’s favorite color?
Purrrrrrrrr-ple!
What do you get when you cross a kitten and a cat?
A chocolate bar! (kitkat)
What do you call a nut sitting on a cats foot?
A Cashew!! (cat’s shoe)
