Ask me if I am a tiger.
Are you a tiger?
Yup. OK, ask me if I am kitten.
Are you a kitten?
No, I just told you I am a tiger!
Cat Jokes
How do you spell cat backwards?
C-A-T B-A-C-K-W-A-R-D-S!
Why did they not let the cat go to school?
Because it is a cheetah!
Why did the Mother Cat move the Kittens?
She didn’t want to litter.
If there are ten cats in a boat and one jumps off, how many are left?
None, because the rest are copycats!
What do cats read in the morning?
Mews-papers!
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