Cat Jokes

From Darrell, age 8, Montgomery, Alabama

What name did the pirate give his cat?

Garrrrrrrrrrrrfield!

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From Corts, age 8, Austraila

Why don’t you play cards in the jungle?

There’s too many cheetahs!

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From Miley, age 11, USA,California

What animal do you not want to play cards with?

A CHEETAH!

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From Marissa, age 14, California

What’s the cat’s favorite color?

PURR-PLE

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From Gabbie, age 10, Louisiana

How do you spell mouse trap with 3 letters?

c.a.t

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From Jaxon, age 8, Virginia

What planet are cats most afraid of?

Pluto!

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