Cat Jokes

From Liam, age 13, England

What messes do cats get into?

A catastrophe!

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From Zoe, age 10, NC

What do you call a kitten without an eye?

A ktten!

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From Adnan, age 12, Qatar

What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead cheetah?

Great, new underwear!

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From Chloe, age 7, Derry, New Hampshire

How many cats does it take to drink a hundred gallons of milk?

A meow-sand!

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From Bebe, age 9, Paris, Texas

What did one cat say to the other?

check meOwt

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From Lulu, age 11, USA

What do you call a cat who drank too much lemonade?

A sourpuss!

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